Tuesday, February 22, 2005

And so, in this poignant hour, I ask you to join with me in prayer.

Dear Satan,

To Whom It May Concern,

This day we have set upon a mighty endeavor, a struggle to fatten our republic.

Please give us the strength to click over to Real World Superstar Dan Renzi's blog and type words that would convince him to the Alliance of Power.

Give us the willpower to refrain from making insincere statements that would hinder such an arrangement.

Please note that Real World Superstar Dan Renzi uses Typepad and has a comments board that makes it easy to produce fraudulent posts in someone else's name. Deliver us not into evil and strike down those who would do such things.

To help focus, I've prepared a haiku that doubles as a mantra:

Oh, Real World
Superstar Dan Renzi--Please
Join our ruthless gang!


Amen.

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