Can't we smother 'em with love?

I dunno, Gang -- I'm not so good at being mean to real people. I'm only able to be mean when I'm talking about celebrities I've never met. Could we destroy someone with love? I mean, like, what if we smother them with such an overabundance of ickypoo that they just give up, lest they risk drowning in our saccharine sentiment? Heck, I commented at Senor Fernandez's site but I felt so evil.

I am no good at being evil, which is why I'd like to suggest the love-destructo method as an alternative. Smothering with love! Just like the way we smother our vegan chicken strips with honey mustard sauce at our weekly den meetings!

And, should that fail, I could always crush our enemies using my vagina-of-steel.