Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Can't we smother 'em with love?

I dunno, Gang -- I'm not so good at being mean to real people. I'm only able to be mean when I'm talking about celebrities I've never met. Could we destroy someone with love? I mean, like, what if we smother them with such an overabundance of ickypoo that they just give up, lest they risk drowning in our saccharine sentiment? Heck, I commented at Senor Fernandez's site but I felt so evil.

I am no good at being evil, which is why I'd like to suggest the love-destructo method as an alternative. Smothering with love! Just like the way we smother our vegan chicken strips with honey mustard sauce at our weekly den meetings!

And, should that fail, I could always crush our enemies using my vagina-of-steel.

36 Comments:

Blogger Sabrina_C said...

then pretend they are a celebrity you hate. you are suppose to be professional about this, if your personal life is getting in the way then seek therapy.

5:53 PM  
Blogger Alliance of Power said...

We completely destroyed Senor Fernandez. His comments board is in tatters. Good work gang.

Bex raises a good question. Did we form this alliance to promote evil?

The correct answer is no.

The Alliance of Power should use its talent to be lightheartedly annoying. Please refrain from being hurtful.

6:52 PM  
Blogger JEFM said...

Oh ... is that it?
That's the "Alliance of Power"?

Come on people, you are too pretentious for your own good. Don't overestimate yourselves.

7:08 PM  
Blogger JEFM said...

It only takes one click ... ah, c'est la vie amis.

7:13 PM  
Blogger Alliance of Power said...

Reopen your comments board, coward!

7:17 PM  
Blogger JEFM said...

Oh ... how is it ... 15,20 or 23 vs 1 and I am the coward?

7:35 PM  
Blogger JEFM said...

This blog thing is more fun than I thought.

7:35 PM  
Blogger JEFM said...

"Alliance of Power" ... mmmhhh ... grandiose delusions ... Narcissistic Syndrome comes to mind.

8:04 PM  
Blogger Phil said...

what are you talking about jon fernandez? we don't have a narcissistic personality, we just think YOUR BLOG SUCKS.

8:14 PM  
Blogger Phil said...

Ladies and gentlemen, introducing JON FERNANDEZ CHICKEN STRIPS.

8:14 PM  
Blogger JEFM said...

You can think whatever you want Phil ... but you have a bad habit of speaking in third person ... "we" ... where are they, "we"? ... mmhhh ... quick, get some Haloperidol for Phil!

8:17 PM  
Blogger JEFM said...

Thank you, thank you!

Boy, you're a tough crowd ... but tonight's show will be amusing for ya' all.

Jon Fernandez Chicken Strips will perform ...

8:18 PM  
Blogger Phil said...

We are not pleased with your incredible remarks.

8:18 PM  
Blogger JEFM said...

HA HA HA ... showing emotion Phil ..? The "Alliance of Power" shows emotion ... so ... you are not "all mighty" guys?

8:22 PM  
Blogger JEFM said...

By the way, thank you for your propaganda banner on your website. Is nice to see other people promoting "PlvsVltra" and specially when they do it for free!

8:30 PM  
Blogger Phil said...

The Alliance of Power knows that there is no such thing as bad publicity. But there is a such thing as bad breath.

8:54 PM  
Blogger Jaun Handy said...

Jon Fernandez Chicken Strips has penis breath and the Alliance of Power is satisfied.

8:58 PM  
Blogger JEFM said...

Now, that makes sense!

You guys are the most creative and coherent people I have ever known ... let me take a picture of this, wait ...

9:48 PM  
Blogger JEFM said...

So ... this is it?

10:53 PM  
Blogger JEFM said...

Ding Ding!

Round two is over and looks like we have a tie.

Get ready for round three guys!

10:54 PM  
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11:56 PM  
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11:57 PM  
Blogger popculturewhore said...

Fernandez WILL go down! The Alliance of Power rules with an iron fist and crotchles panties!

12:19 AM  
Blogger JEFM said...

Yah, Yah, Yah ... talk is cheap.

12:23 AM  
Blogger popculturewhore said...

Fernandez is powerless before our weapons of mass-destruction. He WILL submit.

12:36 AM  
Blogger April said...

you call us pretenious....? takes one to know one as the saying goes. i don't like tis Fernandez guy. too big for his britches if you ask me. think you are better than the alliance...prove it!

10:48 AM  
Blogger April said...

sorry can't spell today...NyQuil is kicking in

10:49 AM  

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