Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Let the bells ring really really loudly throughout the land!

They said it couldn't be done. But we did it. We really did it.

Fellow gang members, please give a hearty welcome to blogger, activist, philanthropist, Real World Superstar extraordinaire... Dan Renzi!

Sorry Dan we failed to disclose, but as part of the initiation red tape, everyone gets 7 minutes with you in a dark room!

A BIG thank you to all Alliance of Power members who participated. A BIGGER no thanks to Phil who went to outrageous extremes to sabotage the adamantium house we live in. Nothing destroys adamantium Phil!

19 Comments:

Blogger popculturewhore said...

I would like to point out that we accomplished this with only FOUR AOP members in attendance. Imagine what we can do if ALL of us pay attention next time. I would also like to add that Renzi was my target, I picked him, helped get him, and I rule . . .

A to the O to the . . . P!

1:45 AM  
Blogger popculturewhore said...

And I want the first 7 minutes alone with Renzi. I know what you're thinking Dan, but shut up--you'll like it. AOP rules. Period.

1:48 AM  
Blogger Melissa said...

aww yeah. woot

1:51 AM  
Blogger Jaun Handy said...

Glad to have you on board Dan. I am confident that your sinuous bosom and thick brown tresses will prove essential to attaining our goals. I hear the bells, and they are ringing really, really loudly throughout the land!

3:44 AM  
Blogger Phil said...

And a special thanks to Nate for being in his office all day on the computer and not doing any work. Hows the free pepsi one? Must be great. I'd also like to give a big round of applause to Nate for always finding time to be a good for nothing.

2:16 PM  
Blogger Melissa said...

Woah Phil is bitter.

3:02 PM  
Blogger Phil said...

Yes melissa.. bitter like the horseradish potato chips that nate used to leave all of the floor when we were roomates. Or were those salt & vinegar chips? I don't remember...also... he used to set 10 alarm clocks, lock his doors, and not wake up.. .so me and our other roommate Joe all had to listen to his damn 10 alarm clocks until he woke up. Bitter might not even be the word.

3:06 PM  
Blogger winnerofthesat said...

Stuff another Chipotle Burrito in your piehole, Phil!

3:49 PM  
Blogger Melissa said...

He just doesn't love you like that Phil.

Although I think I'm the girl version of NATE!

3:58 PM  
Blogger popculturewhore said...

Phil, stop being so cranky. Put on your official underpants--that might make you feel better. They are in readiness for you--I have pulled them from Senor Fernandez's still-warm body and smeared then with spicy chipolte dipping sauce.

4:13 PM  
Blogger Melissa said...

but take the chipotle burrito out of your piehole first.

4:54 PM  
Blogger Melissa said...

but take the chipotle burrito out of your piehole first.

4:54 PM  
Blogger popculturewhore said...

Peole on Renzi;'s blog are talking about us-maybe we left too soon?

5:01 PM  
Blogger Phil said...

yeah... we're a real tough gang now! being nice to everyone so they join our gang... should i remind us of our mission statement? what happened to the days when we tried to take o Fernandez and i-plugged-bills-mom head on! Thats what we should be doing... we need to find more worthy adversaries!

11:22 AM  
Blogger winnerofthesat said...

I have an idea!

11:44 AM  
Blogger popculturewhore said...

I agree with Phil. My original idea was to take Renzi down--however, the Alliance expressed a surprising resistance to taking down celebrities!

5:22 PM  
Blogger bex said...

as the beatles almost sang: smothering with love is all you need.

11:57 PM  
Blogger Melissa said...

smothered things die too. It's still destyructionq

3:54 PM  
Blogger popculturewhore said...

all I need is a chainsaw . . .

4:23 AM  

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