Saturday, February 19, 2005

Stop!! Wait!

What are we about to do?! We are the Earth's most powerful blogging gang ever assembled. We need REAL WORLD SUPERSTAR DAN RENZI amongst our ranks. He's friends with Coral! She would have us murdered!

Besides, he just faced destruction at the hands of the yet unaired Real World/Road Rules Challenge: Battle of the Sexes 2. If we went to his site and beat the crap out of him, he'd probably go kill himself. I don't want REAL WORLD SUPERSTAR DAN RENZI's blood on our hands.

I think we should look back to Bex's idea and shower him with unbridled lust until he joins the Alliance of Power.

5 Comments:

Blogger popculturewhore said...

You are so right--I don't know what i could have been thinking! SUPERSTAR DAN RENZI can only make us stronger! We MUST convince him that he is one of us!

11:03 PM  
Blogger Melissa said...

Dude I can't attack BIG GAY DAN! I can't. I'd rather attack BIG NEVER UPDATES HIS BLOG DAN!

4:30 PM  
Blogger popculturewhore said...

The plan is NOT to attack, but to flatter him until he joins us!

4:50 PM  
Blogger winnerofthesat said...

Whatever you do, do not bring up his episode with the law. Or his play called "Waiting for the Ball to Drop."

Real World Superstar Dan Renzi will be the new cornerstone on which the Alliance of Power shall build in order for us to acheive maximum altitudes! He is our dearest potential ally.

5:52 PM  
Blogger April said...

i cannot, in good conscience, accept Dan Renzi as one of us. just can't do it. i sense a schism.

12:15 PM  

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