Monday, March 28, 2005

Since we're not being bad asses, we should do something good.

So anyway, the question for the day.

Who is Schuyler and what is her fund?

Schuyler is the 5 year old daughter of Julie and Rob Rummel-Hudson. Rob has run an online journal currently called Darn Tootin (its been called different things in the past)

Rob is one of the best online journal writers/bloggers there is. I said it. I meant it. I did say one of the best so yeah you can argue with me about #1 but if you were to make a list, I'd be very surprised that you could find 20 that are better without discovering some bias such a disdain for smart assery or a disdain for liberals or some such ilk.

Wow that was a passionate opinion. Please don't run away. I'm sorry. read the rest of this.

Rob's daughter Schuyler has a disease called Congenital Bilateral Perisylvian Syndrome. . Yeah that's a mouthful and not in a good way like a Monster Thick Burger

One of her most noticeable and frustrating symptoms from this syndrome is that she can't talk. She is learning sign language but it turns out that there are machines that aid people who can't talk called an augmentative speech device. There has been a lot of conflict and drama between Schuyler's family and her school regarding getting her one. So Rob has set up this fund to buy the machine himself.

This machine would help her communicate with everyone, not just people who understand sign language. Since she can hear, she would be able to utilize the machine and know she is using it correctly.

SO yeah. Give to Schuyler's fund.

Saturday, March 26, 2005

Well we got a response

It's good to see that if you set a standard people will hold you to it. It has been correctly pointed out that "attempt" was spelled wrong in the title section of this space. Mistakes happen and I'm working without an editor here.

But I have to say if you are going to put yourself in such a position that you are the guru of wisdom and tolerance, shouldn't you take the time to use a SPELL checker to correct simple words like "attempt"

Thursday, March 24, 2005


We stand for intolerance? It's not the intolerance, it's the pretentiousness of vanquishing it. It's the vanquishing of ignorance when you can't spell. Suck!


Dose of Reality

It's been decided. AOP member, Melissa, finds this man to be a desecration to the human race.

Nothing Unreal's wish is to "vanquish intolerance"--a bold and direct assault on the intolerance we all stand for. He should be stopped.

On his sidebar he has a spot for "Friendly Blogs." We must let him know that The Alliance of Power is the antonym of friendly!

The carrying on begins Thursday at 4PM EST.

Monday, March 21, 2005


Well I got bored and I found one.

There's something about attempting "to vanquish ignorance and intolerance" when you can't spell attempt (or take the time to proofread) that is just asking for some Chipotle dipping sauce and a firebreathing mongoose.

Monday, March 14, 2005

Way to Go Real World Superstar and Alliance of Power Member Dan Renzi!

We applaud you for beating the crap out of Jon in the Inferno.

So tell us the dirt, did Jon only bring one shirt with him?

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

How About?

How about Jake Bronstein?

You might know him from Road Rules Islands, Season 4. He is now a photographer that likes to show his naughty bits on his (fairly new) blog.

***he also like to show other RR/RW stars, and talk about them***

He hasn't done anything wrong...but, I figure we've got Dan and Bex...let's keep going.....

Just a suggestion.

I'm Tired of Waiting . . .

Somebody please, for the love of god, post a new target!

I thought we were a force to be reckoned with, the most ruthless badass blogging gang on the planet! So, that being said, somebody step up to the plate and post a new target! Please restore my faith in our ruthless gang and put those official underpants to good use!

Saturday, March 05, 2005

It's official


and even MORE FUN

Crap I hope these links work.


A serious string about what the Alliance of Power is.

--The AOP was created to convene the Earth's most powerful bloggers and their associates in one forum.
--The secondary idea was to have a group that would engage other bloggers en masse in their comments board.
--Third, this type of unprecedented blogging engagement would foster a dual awareness for the sites we run and the sites we approach.

Before we move on to a new post,

This site won't work without involvement from the members. If you'd like to be removed from the sidebar, you can easily do so. Keep in mind, you can just as easily suggest new ideas or things to do with the site too.


Melissa asked a very important question a few billion posts back that everyone promply ignored--myself included. The question was "Do we have a theme song like the JETS?"

Excellent question, Melissa.

Alliance members, if we had a theme song, what would it be?

Please post your suggestions below. Senor Fernandez will then inscribe your suggestions in indeliable ink onto the tender flesh of our official chicken strips, then pull the winner out of a felt hat.

Friday, March 04, 2005


I've decided to take up my grievances with management in private.

Thursday, March 03, 2005

Have you ever seen anything so racist?!

I don't know what this dude has against the Indians. Isn't it bad enough that the white man took all their land and ran over all their buffalo with midsize luxury sedans? Now there are blogs about these poor creatures! The AOP disagrees strongly with racism, Jarvis!

Let's throw spears at his chest! See how he likes it.

Thursday beginning at 3PM EST!

A Very Special Update: I Plugged Bill's Mom

Attention Alliance! We really did destroy I Plugged Bills Mom. His site no longer exists! Look!

I am almost at a loss for words.

While your blog burns in internet Hell, we here at the Alliance of Power will light a candle, treasuring the memories we shared with you and Bill's mom. Then we'll yell 'psych!' and dump a one gallon jug of water on the lit flame! ha!

Who wants another chicken strip?

Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Here's Me!

Yo, I'm hear and I'm ready to rock!

Who's next in line for the guillotine?

Should I synchronize my watch?

Tuesday, March 01, 2005

This post is SFW

Thank you Sabrina for shooting stupid Bring the Beef in the face with a cannonball.

BTB, you are now dead to us.

On to business...

Let's take a roll call and publicly execute certain inactive non-Real World Superstars from the side bar!

Who is here?

Also, it's been brought to my attention that resumes are being reviewed for the following positions:

Public Outreach Correspondent
Human Resources Assistant
Director of Beating the Shit out of People
Fun Coordinator
Gang Member

Internal applicants preferred.